我想大家應該被那一件灰姑娘的晚裝刷版吧
I think everyone was swept away by this enchanting ball gown
假如我穿的話，我一定會不停旋轉跳躍
If I had the chance to put it on, I wont be able to resist myself from twirling all night long.
好吧，先隨便介紹MET BALL一下
Alright, Let me present to you the MET BALL.
簡單說MET BALL就是時尚界的奧斯卡，大部分的名人都是時尚設計師邀請的，然後大家就像聚會聊聊天探討接下來的計劃或是合作，事實確是比心機，比漂亮，比outstanding。
Basically, the MET BALL is like the Oscars in the world of fashion. Celebrities and Fashion Designers from different parts of the world come together .
今年的主題是“Manus x Machina”（手工／手作 x機器：科技時代的時尚），不是只是Futuristic而已。那今年就由Cochairs Idris Elba, Jonathan Ive, 偶像歌手Taylor Swift還有vogue編輯Anna Wintour來主持大局。
The theme this year is “ Manus x Machina” (Handmade x Machines: Fashion In An Of Technology), not just about being Futuristic. The Co-Chairs for this year’s Gala are Idris Elba, Jonathan Ive , Pop Singer Taylor Swift and not forgetting the editor-in-chief Anna Wintour.
那在exhibition裡就有Nicolas Ghesquiere，老佛爺Karl Lagerfeld，還有 Miuccia Prada來擺出自己家的鎮山之寶
During the exhibition, those present were Nicolas Ghesquiere, Lafayette’s Karl Lagerfeld & Miuccia Prada.
chanel
Prada
在還沒還沒看到鎮山之寶之前其實需要通過很多人，但是他們只是穿著很漂亮的衣服卻不說話的人
along the way to dinning entrance, standing with a lot models
然後就會在一幅牆壁拍照
And pictures are taken at a beautiful backdrop.
證明自己不是只是普通人的牆壁（因為連beyonce也會在這裡拍照）
This proves without saying that its no ordinary wall (because even Beyoncé will have her picture taken here)
只有真的是名人才會跟這些像是婚禮的花朵拍照喔
is like a celebrity wall
拍完照就是做作的聊天因為需要等其他還在紅地毯的明星慢慢走上來一起吃飯
Photographs of celebrities and honorable guests are taken on the red carpet as everyone slowly head to dinner together.
吃飯前當話會聽很多人在台上講speak，所以其他明星就假裝有讀書在聽
Before dinner is served, there are lots of speeches and many would look as if they give a f*** about what’s going on by pretending to listen.
吃飯時大家就安靜快點吃完然後party
Everyone gracefully had their dinner and moved on to Party!
開始party時就是要high呀難得剛才走紅地毯前一晚開始就沒吃飯了，現在有力氣當然要把舞池變成自己的舞台，最佳的代表人物是我的偶像 taylor swift
My girl TayTay grooving on the dance floor ( she has been waiting for this moment, probably starved herself the night before, and had the energy when the party begun). She is my idol, Taylor Swift.
但是像這種fine dining吃不飽就躲在角落繼續吃
Some people decide to take their “Dining” experience to a whole new level. ( Standing in the corner muching away a bowl of cereal just because we know how it is at Gala dinner’s that food is served at such small portions. Some people’s just need a second or third helping.
然後就結束了。
The end.
接下來就要評分咯，我們從優質生開始吧
Next, fashion police on duty. Lets start from those who set the bar high for the evening.
Claire Danes in Zac Posen
聽說紅地毯時大家對覺得還好，直到claire 走進cocktail 區（暗燈區喔）才開始讓很多女明星覺得無論剛才在紅地毯多努力表現都輸了。
Everyone was having a good time on the red carpet right up til Claire waltz into the cocktail area ( as the lights dimmed), no matter how much the rest of the female stars tried to stand out on the red carpet, Claire stole the limelight. ( Picture the scene from Cinderella where she walks into the ballroom and all the other ladies be like – “Who the hell is that”)
Poppy Delevingne in Marchesa
我大愛這件衣服只是頭髮為什麼不要sleek。這件衣服完全表現今年的met ball主題，手工也是有未來感
i love the dress so much , but what happen to her hair? do you know what is sleek hair?
Karolin Kurkova in Marchesa
當天晚上其實karolin也是身穿會亮的禮服只是沒有比claire 亮得厲害
Karolin wore a bright dress too, just not as bright as Claire’s dress.
Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen
她好美，是仙女吧
She looks beautiful just like a fairy godmother.
孙菲菲 in J. Mendel
東方人簡簡單單就會美
Simple and elegant suits the asian beauty.
Alexa Chung in Thakoon
帥氣
Handsome
Zoe Saldana in Dolce & Gabbana
Anna Ewers in Jason Wu
Ciara in custom H&M
Kate Bosworth in Dolce & Gabbana
好了，開始準備中班生
The intermediates
Kendall Jenner in Atelier Versace
規規矩矩
Neat and simple. way better than her Sister KIM
Beyonce in Givenchy
雖然她身上穿著很多鑽石的禮服，但是真的很像充氣娃娃
No matter how many Diamond blings on her dress, she looks like an inflatable doll.
Cindy Crawford in Balmain
老名模穿什麼都美
Whatever you slap on this supermodel, she just looks stunning.
Taylor Swift in Louis Vuitton
雖然她超多惡評，說像隻魚,你們覺得呢？但是人就是偏心，我愛她，就算她是魚也是很貴的魚
Reviews says that she looks like a fish with her dress on, what do you think? People are always bias with opinions, I just love her. She may look like a fish but an expensive one.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Ralph Lauren
簡簡單單，安全牌
nothing wrong but too safe
nothing wrong but too safe
Jolin Tsai in Marc Jacobs
頭髮怪怪的
weird hairstyle
Liu Wen in Iris van Herpen
她其實也蠻像魚
We caught another fish in the house.
Gigi Hadid in Tommy Hilfiger, and Zayn Malik in Versace
現在最火紅的名模gigi想跟男朋友來過情侶搭配，gigi的禮服其實不錯，可是就覺得她男朋友手受傷了但是要身穿fashion一點，所以全程應該都是gigi扶著他才可以走路吧
Her knight in a shinning armour – Gigi one of the hottest sueprmodels escorted by boyfriend Zayn Malik. Her dress is not too bad at all and due to a hand injury that explains the armour sleeves. Holding him closely so he can walk right.
Naomi Campbell in Roberto Cavalli
名模鼻祖的她就稍微小露一下
Naomi showing some skin! ( Look at those abs)
Ciara in custom H&M
很久不見的她變白髮了
Take back 1…2… step. Long time no see, White hair suits you.
有事嗎？他們？
What is wrong with them?
Blake Lively in Burberry
她不是fashion icon嗎？還是生小孩後就變媽媽了
Isn’t she suppose to be a fashion icon? She looks like a mother of three kids.
Emma Watson in Calvin Klein
聽說她身穿全部是recycle的材質所以很多人讚賞她，我想說真的很像垃圾的亂七八糟搭配
Words circulating around that her dress is made out recycled materials and many applaude her for that. Honestly,
Gaga in Versace
她是以為自己還在拍america horror story嗎？
This is the Met Gala not America’s Next Top Horror Story.
Katy Perry in Prada
這個我不懂，還要身帶著電子寵物，你還好嗎
I don’t know what happened here. Seriously, a tamagochi? I think you need to see a doctor.
Madonna in Givenchy Couture
大姐想給全部人知道她是怎麼把50幾歲的身材跟妙齡身材比較，but太多了
She took “if you got it, flaunt it” too seriosly. Over the top!
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
這個人除了臉部沒有表情也沒有fashion sense，看看她眼睛彩妝根本是得罪照型整個team誰叫妳講thank you的時候好想生氣的樣子
Besides not having any facial expression or fashion sense, I know something about her eye make up, i think because your styling team do not like you
Nicki Minaj in Moschino
這個我很想skip，但是有真的非常醜，不講不可以。醜沒關係但是不要再把醜放大，但是謝謝你給世人做了一個很好的例子
Somebody please fast forward, the ugliness is making speechless. Lets not focus too much on the obvious, but the world would like to thank you for setting a good example of what not to wear.
Rita Ora in Vera Wang
別人都說rita像beyonce或是rihanna，其實她只是想做隻鳥，因為每次出場都有毛，這次是銀鳥，黑心的說好想看這隻鳥跌倒
Some people associates Rita to be like Beyoncé or Rihanna. In actual fact, all she wants is to be a bird because everytime she makes an appearance, there are always feathers. This time a silver bird, and a falling one.
kim kardashian (kardashian family) in balmain
kim由於只有balmain跟她是好朋友所以已經預料她會穿balmain，但是被惡搞的照片我噴飯（嚴重警告：往下看的朋友嘴巴不要有食物或飲料）
Since Kim’s only good friend is Balmain, so it is expected that she would be wearing Balmain for the event. But I have stumbled upon a hilarious spoof to this photo. ( WARNING: Do not have any kind of food or liquid in your mouth before scrolling down, Don’t say I didn’t warn ya)
是不是噴飯
Isn’t it hilarious?
其實真正的party是在洗手間
In fact, the real party is happening inside the toilet.
因為大家都把明星包袱放下了
（以下是看圖說故事）
Everyone in there put on their real side on.
(There is a story to the illustration below)
“啊，gaga小心不要踏到我禮服，這很貴，我賠不起”
“好吧，我把你裙尾放一邊，我很急了啦”
“Ah Gaga, becareful not to step on my dress. Its very expensive, I wouldn’t be able to afford to pay for it.”
“Fine, let me put it aside, I need to use the toilet!”
“剛剛在外面都沒有看見你耶，抱一下”
“明明就有看到，只是你以為你比我漂亮而已不要靠近我”
“I didn’t manage to catch you outside, give me a hug”
“Its so obvious that you saw me just then, just because you think you’re prettier that’s why you didn’t wanna come close to me.”
“名牌鞋子真的不好穿”
“Urgh, all these designer shoes are killing my feet”.
“誒，有攝影師，拍我拍我！我上洗手間也很vogue喔”
“Oh, the paparazzi’s are here, take me take me! Enters toilet in Vogue style.”
“幹嘛，沒有看過身穿禮服的女人等廁所嗎”（心裏os那麼長又名貴的禮服要怎麼上廁所）
“Have you not seen a woman in a long dress waiting inside a lavatory before?” (inside her heart: oh shit, I need to pee and its so hard to undress myself in this long expensive dress).
“那隻鳥飛進來了”
and the bird decides to fly inside.
“大家好，我們是閃亮三姊妹”
Singing *Shine bright like a diamond * oh wait, where is Rihanna? Oops.
“洗完手一定要烘乾，不然等下出去握手會很尷尬，看我滿頭白髮就知道我是老道”
"i hate my nails colors"
"is it?, just like i hate your hair colors"
“助理還沒來要怎麼上廁所？gaga都上完了，那個bitch該不會是為了跟明星拍照而忘記我吧！” 手上拿著小東西
“My PA is not here, how am I supposed to use the toilet? Gaga is done with the toilet, that bitch better not be taking pictures with the others and leave me out!” carry something on the hand
“快來selfie！不然別人以為我們私底下不好！”
“Look
at all the ladies in here, this seems
more extciting than the movies” “There are a bunch of people smoking behind, that alright, I am here to protect them.”
“好多女明星，這裏看會比電影裡看到更精彩的” “後面一堆人抽煙，沒關係我要保護他們”
“Look at all the ladies in here, this seems more extciting than the movies” “There are a bunch of people smoking behind, that alright, I am here to protect them.”
“誒，我是女神，不要跟別人說我有上廁所喔”
“Oh, I am a goddess, Please don’t tell anyone I am in here”
-thank you-
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